By
- Judith Martin
DEAR MISS MANNERS: We are frequent cruisers. That means we share spaces such as elevators, dining rooms, theaters, lounges, etc., with fellow cruisers we don’t know. We have always had pleasant times interacting with others.
On our most recent cruise, we encountered an older couple -- sometimes in the elevators, sometimes in our top-tier lounge -- who either don’t shower, don’t use deodorant, or both. The body odor was overwhelming. It was noticeable within 10 feet of them.
We simply moved away or left the area when we ran into them, and would even get off the elevator on the wrong deck just to avoid the smell. It was really bad.
We noticed others doing the same, and we invariably caught each other’s silent, knowing expressions as to the problem.
I couldn’t imagine sitting near them at dinner or, heaven forbid, sharing a table. We would have had to leave.
How would you handle this? If it were a friend, or someone I know or work with, I would have no problem approaching the issue politely, but this seems a unique situation. Is this an issue for guest services to address, by perhaps leaving them a note and some toiletries?
They might have been very nice people, but no one will ever get to know them under these circumstances.
GENTLE READER: While you are right that any actions taken will depend on the relationship of the actor to the odiferous couple, let us be clear that there is no positive duty for you to act.
It would be rude of you -- as you do not know this couple or their circumstances -- to presume to speak to them about the situation, although you are free to ask guest services to reseat you if you find yourself at their table. The staff -- all the way up to the captain -- have no such luxury, and will just have to be polite and soldier on, if that is the right phrase for naval personnel.
You may get off the elevator at the wrong stop, but let’s cut out the knowing looks -- which might easily be seen, and understood, by this couple.
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